I’m In Love With Mary Jane. She’s My Main Thing. She Makes Me Feel Alright. She Makes My Heart Sing News: Smoking marijuana is becoming even more popular among U.S. teens and they have cut down on smoking cigarettes, binge drinking and using methamphetamine, according to a federal survey released Monday. Read more here.

We Don’t Give A Shit About A Shamwow, Turn It Down Please!!! News: Television viewers jarred by abrupt spikes in volume during commercial breaks may someday be able to give their mute buttons a rest. Congress may regulate loud TV commercials. Read more here.

The Government Tells Citigoup, ”You Better Have My Money” News: Citigroup said Monday it is repaying $20 billion in public bailout money, freeing the banking giant from the close scrutiny and pay restrictions that came with the rescue program. (They’d better pay ’cause Uncle Sam will choke a bitch.) Read more here.

Jesus, Please Take The Wheel News: Two middle school students who allegedly engaged in oral sex in a classroom while a substitute teacher and other students were present are being charged with sodomy and disruption of a public school. Read more here.

Blood Blue Diamonds Are Forever News: Two of the world’smost famed blue diamonds will be on display together starting in January. The 31.06-carat Wittelsbach-Graff Diamond will join the 45.52-carat Hope Diamond at the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History on Jan. 28, the museum announced Monday. Read more here.

The “Big 3″ News: Ford Chairman Bill Ford Jr. met with President Barack Obama today and thanked him for stepping in to rescue General Motors and Chrysler. Read more here.

It’s The End Of The World As We Know It News: New computer modeling suggests the Arctic Ocean may be nearly ice-free in the summertime as early as 2014, Al Gore said Monday at the U.N. climate conference. Read more here.

Til’ Death Do Us Part? Hmph!! You First, Asshole News: Could your marriage survive an affair? You hurt, you hate, you want to flee. But is walking away from your marriage the only answer? No, say these four couples, who are struggling to get past the ultimate betrayal. Grab some popcorn and Mike & Ikes and read more here.

Happy Monday evening WSY family. Check out the links and come back to discuss. Here is your Monday dose of Maxwell….



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