SammySosaWSYTransition

Congratulations Sammy Sosa, you are an official contender for the Guinness Book of World Records for “Most Human Transformations in a single lifetime.”

Even Michael Jackson confined his transformations to skin coloration and plastic surgery.  But through the use of steroids, you have transformed yourself from a skiny Dominican into an overweight albino.

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Hattip to Sepia who broke the story of Sosa’s response.  According to the New York Daily News, Sosa said:

I’m doing well, doing well, thanks to God. … I use a cream to keep my skin smooth and soft. I apply it before I go to bed. When I was playing for Chicago all those years, I was in the sun a lot for 1 o’clock games. The flashes (from the cameras) also made my skin look lighter.
He also went on disprove speculation that he is trying to become the next Michael Jackson by bleaching his skin:

Not at all, I respect him very much. I’m not a racist. I’m not like that. I’m just a happy person.

A female associate described the transition as such…

[Sammy] use to be ‘sweet chocolate,’ but now he is a light-skin mongrel.

So, What’s Next Sammy???

How about an “Incredible Hulk” transformation…

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or just go for broke–make the ultimate transformation–get a sex change…
and play Jackee Harry’s “Sandra” role on the 227 Revival.

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Seriously though, what do you think is going on with Sammy Sosa?

Is it Vitiligo?  Is it self-hatred? Is it product marketing?

Check the W.E.E. Peeps Poll-of-the-Moment and make your voice heard.



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